One last thought to mention tonight...

Just so you all can see where I am coming from...I haven't chosen a candidate yet. I need to get close, and squeeze them. See who really has the balls to lead this country into the next decade. I haven't been able to do that yet and it's really important that I do. 

You don't know someone until you put pressure on them, and I can't think of any better pressure than a good squeeze. 

Obama is interesting in that he is new, and outsider, not the norm. He IS untested, but is that a bad thing? Could he end up on his knees servicing our foreign friends and foes in an effort to keep the peace? Or would he go the other way to show he is, without a doubt, in charge?

 McCain has been on the front lines of war and knows the cost of sending young innocents to battle, but has what he has seen damaged him? And let's be honest, does knowing how to serve and take orders, give you what you need to lead? 

We will see, my lovelies. Uncle Netwrk is here to keep the bogieman at bay and to give you nothing but the truth as he sees it.

keep reading, keep reacting.

A Pig is a Pig with Lipstick or not....

OK, so Obama said that if you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig. Was he necessarily referring to Palin?

I don't think so. It IS a phrase he has used before and it is a pretty common expression. Was it particularly smart? 

No.

But it does show that the McCain camp is willing to use sex as a weapon in this election. Let me say one thing. If that fucking ridiculous woman, who handles herself well in public and speaks very convincingly about being able to stand up to the big boys, can't handle the idea of someone calling her a name, then all the McCain camp is saying is that women aren't ready for the stresses of big politics. 

I personally do not believe that. I think that palin can handle that and I think she needs to get in front of it and call it what it is. A stupid ploy that should be beneath the RNC and the McCain campaign, specifically.

McCain is clearly trying to smear the competition. He may disagree, but let's be honest. If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.

Time To Decide

Well, election time is fast coming upon us and now it's time for all of us to decide. "Well, what are our choices uncle Netwrk?" I hear you all ask and I am here to tell you. Gather 'round my young ones and i will instill some grand old wisdom unto you. 

It's time to decide where you want to get fucked. You have two choices, which is amazing considering that in some elections past we weren't given any choice. We were splayed upon the table like an unwilling porn star and ass-fucked into unconsciousness by a cocky and unapologetic government. This time however, we have a choice. One will fuck us in the ass and one will fuck us in the throat. Either way we're all looking at jizz showers and in some cases, a little mouth grease.

Don't like it? My words too vulgar, the imagery too disgusting? Well, you fucking asked for it. You put the game into play and ultimately you will decide whether you burp cock or bleed from your ole chocky starfish.

Here is the playing field as I see it. We are at an amazing crossroads. Whichever candidate gets into the White House, our country is changed forever. That is the only GOOD thing to come from this travesty. We will either be saluting the first black President, or the first woman Vice-President. No going back now for the good ol' Boys in the Grand old Party. This is how it is and the future, i can only pray will offer us better alternatives.

Barack Obama. Well spoken, seemingly passionate, very intelligent and generally on-message.

 And he is a fraud. 

Oh, he dresses it all up nice for the people, but there seems to be a head of bad wiring behind those eyes and that desire to put his own stamp on the White House. His best feature? Joe Biden, when he isn't asking Cripples to stand up and wave at crowds. His greatest liability? That fucking disgusting shit of a wife. She has an agenda. Make no mistake, my lovelies. She is looking to rip the head off of this America she hasn't been too proud of ands she will strap on a red-white-blue dildo and stump fuck the neck of it all. Look in her eyes. Look at her past associations, follow her expressions when listening to speeches. She is a dangerous woman and she is in control of the more than likely to be president than anyone else. 

Michelle Obama is the greatest liability to a president since tricky Dick recorded everything that happened. My only hope is that the good Senator gets her under control enough to not fuck it up for future minorities that have aspirations for the presidency. 

John McCain. If he survives the election, not due to an assassination attempt, but old age, well, LOOK AT HIM!!!!

Talk about a head of bad wiring...this guy needs to just get the whole machine refurbished. 

He was a soldier who faithfully served his country. That's an amazing thing. I haven't ever served. many of us haven't. I respect his service and his commitment to his men and that can never be taken away. But let me ask you this. How many people who weren't POW's in Vietnam came back normal? How many soldiers came back all fucked up from the drugs they did on purpose and the drugs they had no idea they were doing? From all of the horrid shit they had seen while there and again, most weren't stuck in a shit filled, disease-ridden, vermin overrun cage for years and tortured. 

You can NOT go through that and come back "normal." There is an agenda there. Not just for our country, but for the insults he endured at the hands of his own party. I can't believe that Senator John McCain will forgive and forget. Sorry, but that isn't someone I want with their finger on the button. And while we are talking about questionable judgement, Sarah Palin??? Give me a fucking break! 

Can any of you out there tell me that this guy really thought she was a qualified addition to his ticket? How? cause she has a baby maker? Wake up and smell your own stinkfist, people. Her whole role is to court the Hillary loyalists. She isn't here to help make policy, and we had better all hope that if McCain wins, he doesn't fall prey to those little cancerous things on his skin. The last thing we need is Palin in office to truly screw it up for any other women. 

And this is just the tip of it all. In the coming days, weeks and months, I will do my best to pass on to you the truth of what is happening. If you don't like it as I say it, well, fuck you. You did it, collectively. Change it.